Luxury 1BR Venice Mall View! Free Pool, BGC Morgan Suite Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving DEEP into the "Luxury 1BR Venice Mall View! Free Pool, BGC Morgan Suite Awaits!" and let me tell you, it's…a lot. Let's be honest, I've seen a few hotel reviews in my day, but this one? This one demands a slightly (okay, a dramatically) unhinged approach. So consider this less a review and more a therapy session, conducted via keyboard.
First things first: the name is a mouthful. But hey, location, location, location, right? This place screams "luxury" and "convenience" with all the usual suspects, but the devil's in the details. Let's get messy with it.
Accessibility: The Real Talk
Look, accessibility is always the first thing I check. Gotta make sure MY grandma can get around, right? They claim "Facilities for disabled guests" which is a good start. Elevator? Check. Exterior access for the suite? Unclear. I’d need to dig deeper and call to see how accessible it really is. Is there a ramp? Are the corridors wide enough? The devil's in the details here.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Is This True Happiness? This could be good. Accessible restaurants and lounges are the bread and butter of living the good life. I need the answer and I need it now.
Cleanliness and Safety: Germaphobes, Rejoice (Maybe)
- Anti-viral Cleaning Products: Okay, good. That's the bare minimum in today's world.
- Breakfast in room: Sounds delicious.
- Cashless Payment Service: YES. I’m lazy about cash.
- Daily Disinfection in Common Areas: Excellent. I'm a germaphobe, and the idea of people touching the hotel's stuff? No thanks.
- Doctor/nurse on call: Always a plus.
- First aid kit: Basic but appreciated. Hey, you never know when you scrape your knee.
- Hand sanitizer: Essential.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Good.
- Hygiene certification: Again, necessary.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Helpful.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Necessary and probably hard to enforce.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: They make it sound epic.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Well, that's a bit… unexpected. I mean, why would you?
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Always.
- Safe dining setup: Again, good.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Good.
- Shared stationery removed: Okay, good.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: They better be!
- Sterilizing equipment: Let’s hope they know HOW to use it.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Food Coma Awaits!
This is where things get interesting. Let's break it down, from the simple to the slightly overwhelming…
- A la carte in restaurant: Expected.
- Alternative meal arrangement: Good for allergy sufferers!
- Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant: Mmm, could be amazing.
- Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant: Standard fare.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: Essential for me.
- Desserts in restaurant: Yes.
- Happy hour: Alright, that's tempting.
- International cuisine in restaurant: Great.
- Poolside bar: Yes, please!
- Restaurants: Okay.
- Room service [24-hour]: Gotta love it!
- Salad in restaurant: Gotta pretend I’m healthy.
- Snack bar: Always a risk.
- Soup in restaurant: Fine!
- Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Okay.
Basically, you will not starve here. However, the sheer volume just makes me tired thinking about the menu.
Services and Conveniences: The Comforts of Home (and Then Some)
This section is the backbone of any good hotel experience. Let's see what they've got going on…
- Air conditioning in public area: Necessary.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events: Fancy.
- Business facilities: For people who have to work.
- Cash withdrawal, Concierge: Standard, good.
- Contactless check-in/out: Gotta love this.
- Convenience store, Currency exchange: Good.
- Daily housekeeping, Doorman: Excellent.
- Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop: Great.
- Indoor venue for special events: Nice.
- Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service: Good things!
- Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events: For those who need them.
- Projector/LED display: Fancy.
- Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace: All good, I guess.
- Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: Useful.
For the Kids: Is it Family-Friendly?
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Pretty good, if you're traveling with offspring!
Access: The Big Picture
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property: Security, security, security.
- Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private]: Love em.
- Couple's room: Romantic!
- Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms: Yeah, fine.
- Pets allowed unavailable:Pets allowed Not the most pet-friendly places.
- Proposal spot: Okay, that's weirdly specific, even if it's romantic.
- Room decorations: Hope they are nice!
- Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: Good!
- Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: Yes!
- Getting around:
- Airport transfer: Essential.
- Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station,Taxi service, Valet parking Options are GREAT!
Available in All Rooms: The Nitty-Gritty
Okay, here's where we get down to the practicalities. Let's go through these room features, one by one!
- Additional toilet: Luxury!
- Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes: Excellent.
- Bathroom phone: Okay.
- Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea: All good, all appreciated.
- Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box: Good.
- Interconnecting room(s) available: Useful for families, great for playing hide and seek.
- Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless: Check and check.
- Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking: Yes.
- On-demand movies: Always a winner.
- Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub: Check, check, check.
- Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels: Standard, good.
- Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: Solid.
Things to Do: Relaxation and Recreation
This is where the "Luxury" part hopefully kicks in.
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Okay, now we're talking! This is a serious relaxation station. I can already picture myself in a robe, sipping something tropical, ignoring all my adult responsibilities. The pool with a view is a MUST, the sauna and spa are excellent but a steam room might be a bit much for me.
Overall, This Place… Might Be Awesome. But…
Here's the thing: this place sounds amazing. It has everything you'd expect from a luxury hotel, and then some. The location in BGC with a Venice Mall view? That's potentially chef's kiss. But the overabundance of offerings makes it almost overwhelming. Maybe that’s just me being me. It feels like they're trying
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup. Because this isn't your perfectly-filtered Instagram travel itinerary. This is the REAL DEAL. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, missed connections, and probably some questionable street food choices. This is… my attempt to conquer Morgan Suite BGC, 1BR, balcony, Venice Mall, free pool (supposedly), Philippines. Lord, help me.
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Apartment Gamble
1:00 PM (ish) - Arrival at NAIA (Manila Airport). Ugh. Airports. Let's be real, they're purgatory. The air is thick with a weird mix of jet fuel and desperation. Found my Grab car pretty quickly, which felt like a miracle. Though, the driver's life story of his eleven kids was… intense. Needed a stiff drink and a therapist after that ride.
2:30 PM - Check-in at Morgan Suite. Okay, breathes deep. This is it. The dream. The balcony! The view! Except… the elevator was broken. Seriously? Already? Lugging my suitcase up five flights of stairs in this Manila humidity almost killed me. Sweaty. Overheated. But the apartment key is in my hand, and I'm thinking let's see if the view is worth the cardiac arrest.
3:00 PM - Apartment Inspection, or, "Is this a scam?" First impressions? The balcony is pretty great. Okay, second thought, the balcony is breathtaking. However, the "fully equipped kitchen" apparently means a rusty old spatula and one (1) chipped mug. Oh, and the Wi-Fi? Non-existent. Cue the internal screaming. I need the internet to contact the Airbnb host.
3:30 PM - Panic Mode Activated. Briefly. Text the host. No response. Check the pool's pictures. I'll be honest, it looks amazing. Think about how awesome it would be to take a dip in the pool. But first, I need internet!
4:00 PM - The Great Grocery Store Hunt. Okay, maybe I was a bit dramatic. Maybe. Needed food so I made my way to the grocery store. I tried to find a local grocery store. The quest for a decent snack. Filipinos are awesome, and always helpful and super nice. Found some, bought some, a whole bunch of snacks. Back to the apartment.
6:00 PM - Dinner! Alone. Found a little place downstairs that looked at least potentially edible. Ordered something that looked vaguely like chicken and rice… it arrived, and it was fine. Edible. I think I ate mostly because I was tired and hungry. The taste was… well, it was food. I wouldn't be writing home about it. But hey, at least I didn't get food poisoning.
7:00 PM - Evening Stroll and Unsuccessful Wifi Quest. Wandered around the Venice Grand Canal Mall. Okay, it's literally Venice crammed into a shopping mall. Boats, canals, the works. It's… bizarre. But the atmosphere is electric, and the people-watching is gold. Found a cafe advertising free Wi-Fi. Score! Except… it wasn't working. Of course. Commence facepalm.
8:00 PM - Netflix and Chill? (Maybe not). Back in the apartment. Sulking over the Wi-Fi situation, I started to think about how much different that would look if the internet had been working.
Day 2: Pool Day (Maybe?) and the Quest for Actual Coffee
8:00 AM - Wake Up! Woke up… to the sound of construction. Seems like Manila never sleeps, and neither will I. I'm not sure I like the sound of that.
9:00 AM - Coffee, Coffee, Coffee. Desperate for caffeine. And good coffee, not that instant garbage. The quest begins. Wandered to the mall again. Found a Starbucks – a lifesaver! Finally, a decent cup of coffee. It was beautiful.
10:00 AM - The Pool Situation. Back to the apartment. Time to decide if I'm going to the pool. The pictures were incredible. But a nagging feeling… should I jump? Or go on the internet?
10:30 AM - Pool Time! So, I go to the pool. Packed my bags, got my towel and sunscreen and headed to the pool. It's amazing! But… it's full. I had to wait. Still, it was a great day to wait. The sun was shining, I finally relaxed. And it was worth the wait
1:00 PM - Lunch at the Mall (Again). I am beginning to question my life choices. I'm pretty sure I eat the same things at the mall. But what else am I going to do?
3:00 PM - Exploring Around the Mall Looking for a place to relax, I decided to go in on exploring around the mall. I was walking and walking. Enjoying the sun, and the breeze.
5:00 PM - The Wi-Fi Saga Continues. Still. No. Wi-Fi. I might weep.
7:00 PM - Another Dinner Adventure. Found a new place. Ate. Fine, okay.
9:00 PM - Bedtime. Exhausted. More construction noises all through. Ugh.
Day 3: Farewell and a Promise (To Return, Hopefully with Better Wi-Fi)
8:00 AM - Woke up! Finally, the internet is working! Maybe a tech person or the host finally fixed it.
9:00 AM - Breakfast and Reflection. Had breakfast at the apartment. The balcony is still pretty great. I'm going to miss it.
10:00 AM - Packing up and Final Thoughts. Time to pack up. This trip was messy. Imperfect. Full of unexpected challenges. But it was also… an adventure. I met some wonderful people, saw some beautiful sights, and ate some (mostly) edible food.
11:00 AM - Check-out. Bye, bye, Morgan Suite! See you next time, hopefully with better Wi-Fi.
12:00 PM - Departure. Manila has its quirks, but its also beautiful.
The Verdict:
- Highlights: The pool, the balcony view, the coffee, the people. The food was a mixed bag, but its all part of the experience.
- Lowlights: The Wi-Fi, the elevator, the initial apartment inspection (and the missing mug), the constant noise!
- Would I go back? Yes. Absolutely. But next time, I'm bringing a portable Wi-Fi router and a serious supply of coffee. And maybe a therapist. I'll take that recommendation seriously.
Luxury 1BR Venice Mall View! Free Pool, BGC Morgan Suite - Your Messy Guide to Truth
Okay, so is this place *really* as good as the pictures? Because those sunsets... wow.
Alright, let's be real. The pictures are... flattering. Like, Instagram-model-with-good-lighting flattering. The *view*, specifically the sunset view, is pretty freaking spectacular. Like, get-your-jaw-off-the-floor, "honey, grab the wine!" spectacular. I swear, one night I saw this sunset that was so fiery red, I almost cried. Almost. (Don't tell anyone I'm a softie.) But the *rest*? Well, let's just say the "luxury" part is a *vibe*. Like, it's clean, everything works (mostly... more on that later), and it *feels* fancy-ish. Don't expect a butler offering you grapes, but you *will* have a lovely space to sip your coffee and judge the people below. The truth? It's worth it for the view. Absolutely worth it. Just... manage your expectations a *tiny* bit.
The pool... is it actually free? And crowded? Because, you know... COVID.
YES! The pool is free! Or, well, it's included in your stay, so technically you paid for it. And yes, it's a decent pool. Not Olympic-size, mind you. More like, "perfect for a relaxing afternoon with a cocktail" size. As for crowdedness... it depends. Weekends? Forget about it. You're wading in a sea of people vying for the one tiny patch of sun. You'll be making new friends, whether you want to or not. Weekdays? Glorious! You might practically have the place to yourself. I totally recommend trying to go on a weekday. Bring a good book (or your phone, I won't judge). And remember to bring some SPF and a towel, because even though it's free you are not going to get them provided for you. And yes, COVID is still a thing, so bring your own hand sanitizer and be prepared to sanitize your hands (and maybe your feet...). People still seem to get a little close for comfort...
BGC! Seems cool. Is it actually walkable? And how's the noise level at night?
Okay, BGC is *mostly* walkable. Emphasis on *mostly*. Like, you can walk to a bunch of restaurants, shops, and the mall. But if you're planning on, say, going to the other side of BGC, you might want to grab a Grab (the local Uber). My feet got super tired one afternoon. I swore to walk everywhere. I took a wrong turn and got lost. It wasn't a *bad* wrong turn. It just took me a long time to get back. Okay, I had to call a Grab. And the noise level? Surprisingly quiet. For a city that's constantly buzzing with people and traffic. The suite itself is relatively insulated. You might hear a few sirens, the occasional errant karaoke session (it *is* the Philippines, after all!), or the distant thrum of the city. But it's nothing major. I slept like a baby (after a few glasses of wine, obviously). Especially if you shut the windows, you can almost hear a pin drop.
The "Morgan Suite"... sounds fancy. What's the actual suite like? Is it *comfortable*?
Alright, let's dissect the "Morgan Suite." This isn't a sprawling penthouse, okay? It's a one-bedroom condo. Think compact, functional, and stylish-ish. It's got a living area, a small kitchen (perfect for making instant noodles, let's be real), a bedroom, and a bathroom. The bed... ah, the bed. It's decent. Not the cloud-like, melt-into-it kind, but it's comfortable enough for a good night's sleep. The AC works *very* well, which is crucial in the Philippines. The furniture isn't exactly top of the line, but it's not falling apart either. There was this one tiny scuff mark on the coffee table that drove me mad, but I think that's just me. And the internet? It's... okay. Don't expect to stream 4K movies without a hitch. I had to get a little creative one evening for my Netflix binge, but hey, its's not that bad. Honestly, it's a comfortable place. It's clean, it's got everything you need, and it's a great base for exploring BGC.
Anything I should be *really* aware of before booking? Any major downsides?
Okay, the downsides. Here's the real talk. First, the check-in process can be a *bit* of a hassle. Make sure you have all the right paperwork. Double and triple check. And be prepared to deal with some minor delays. Second, the kitchen. It's equipped, but the utensils aren't exactly Michelin-star quality. Don't plan on whipping up a gourmet meal. Keep it simple. Also, the parking situation can be tricky. Especially on weekends so be prepared. And finally, the elevators. Sometimes, they're crowded. Sometimes, they're slow. Sometimes, they break down. Okay, that last one hasn't happened to me, but I'm paranoid by nature. But honestly, the downsides are manageable. The view, the location, and the overall experience outweigh them. If you're looking for a perfectly flawless, completely pampered vacation, this might not be it. But if you're looking for a cool place to stay that's in a great spot… book it. You won't regret it. (And if you do, don't blame me!)
Is there AC? Because... Philippines.
YES! Sweet, sweet, glorious, icy-cold AC. And it actually works! Trust me on this. I've stayed in places in the Philippines where the AC was more of a gentle breeze than a legitimate temperature reducer. Not here, my friends. The AC is your friend. It's your savior. It's what will keep you from melting into a puddle of sweat and regretting all your life choices. Seriously, if the AC wasn't working, I probably wouldn't be writing this review because I'd be in a state of utter misery. The AC is a huge selling point. So yes, the AC is good. Very good.
What about the Venice Grand Canal Mall? Is it as romantic as it looks?
Okay, the Venice Grand Canal Mall. It's... a mall. With canals. And gondolas. And if you're into that kind of thing, it's kinda romantic. Like, on a scale of "Paris at sunset" to "McDonald's PlayPlace," it's somewhere in the middle.Book Hotels Now
