Ramee Royal Resort & Spa: Udaipur's Luxury Paradise Awaits!
Ramee Royal Resort & Spa: Udaipur's Luxury Paradise… Or Is It? (A Totally Honest Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just spent a few days at the Ramee Royal Resort & Spa in Udaipur, and I'm finally ready to spill the chai. Let's be real, "luxury paradise" is a bold claim. But did Ramee Royal deliver? Well, let's get messy and find out.
First Impressions & Accessibility (Let's Roll!)
Okay, so getting there. Udaipur itself? Absolutely stunning. The drive up was a breeze, thanks to their Airport Transfer. Now, I'm not, like, completely mobility-challenged, but I appreciate a place that tries to cater to everyone. And Ramee, kudos on the Elevator! Seriously, saved my legs. They also have Facilities for disabled guests, but I didn't personally test them out, so can't fully vouch. The Car Park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site]? Huge win. Finding parking in India can be a contact sport.
Internet Access & Tech Woes: The Wi-Fi Saga
"Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" they boast. And initially, it seemed to work. I mean, I got online. But then… the buffering started. The video calls froze. Basically, I spent half my time muttering at the Wi-Fi. It wasn't awful, but don't expect to run a global business empire from your room. The Internet [LAN] option was there, but who uses LAN anymore? I guess it's comforting to know it exists. Wi-Fi in public areas was… passable. Okay, rant over.
Things To Do & Ways To (Maybe) Relax
This is where things got interesting. Okay, so the Swimming pool [outdoor]… gorgeous. Seriously, pool with a view? Check. Very Instagrammable. The Fitness center? Clean, modern, and I, uh, intended to use it. Let's just say the Poolside bar called my name more often.
The Spa… Ah, the spa. This is where things got truly wild. I went for a massage, and, well, the therapist was either incredibly skilled or I had a pre-existing zen state that I didn't know about. Seriously, I floated out of there, feeling like a freshly squeezed mango. They also have a Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Body scrub, and Body wrap. The whole shebang! This is the "luxury" they're selling, and in this respect, they delivered.
My Epic Spa Session: A Deep Dive into Relaxation (and Maybe Snoring?)
Okay, so this massage. I needed it. I'd been running around Udaipur, trying to see everything, and my back was screaming. The spa itself was peaceful, hushed tones, the scent of jasmine… you know the drill. I was led to a treatment room, soft lighting, the works. The therapist, bless her, had hands of pure magic, or maybe it was just the sheer exhaustion I was carrying.
She worked her way down my back, kneading out knots I didn't even know I had. There was a point where I think I actually moaned with pleasure. (Quirky Observation: I genuinely almost fell asleep on the table. Is that rude? I don't know, but I was that relaxed.)** At one point, my leg was completely relaxed and I just needed to pull it back on the bed as I was about to fall off. The whole experience was pure bliss. I was actually tempted to book it all over again for the next day.
Dining: A Feast (and a Few Fumbles)
Let's talk food. They offered a ton: Asian, Western and International cuisine in the Restaurant. The Breakfast [buffet]? A decent spread. With Asian breakfast and Western breakfast on offer, I felt that my needs were answered. They also had Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, and Poolside bar there to cater to my caffeine needs. I especially appreciated the on-demand omelet station.
The Restaurants themselves offered A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant. The food was generally good, although the service could be a bit… leisurely on occasion. There were a few times when I could practically see the kitchen staff enjoying their own meals instead of serving us. The Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver after a long day of sightseeing. I loved the Bottle of water – always appreciated.
Cleanliness & Safety: Did I Survive?
Okay, important stuff. The Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment all get a thumbs up. They really did seem to be taking things seriously. I felt safe. The First aid kit, Doctor/nurse on call, Safe dining setup are also very comforting. The Hand sanitizer was everywhere, like a fragrant, germ-killing guardian angel. The Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was, for the most part, observed.
Rooms & Amenities: The Good, The Bad, and The Meh
The Air conditioning in public area and Air conditioning in the rooms were a godsend. The Bed was comfortable, extra long bed. The Bathroom was clean, and the Bathrobes were fluffy. Free bottled water was a small detail, but one that I appreciated. The Mini bar, well, it had stuff. I may or may not have raided it. The Blackout curtains were perfect for sleeping in, and the Soundproof rooms are a definite plus when you're trying to escape the Udaipur chaos. The Wake-up service always worked! The In-room safe box, TV with Satellite/cable channels, Internet access – wireless, Coffee/tea maker, Slippers, Sofa, Desk were all great. The Non-smoking was a plus.
But. The Internet access – LAN was a thing, and the mirror had smudges. It's not that I'm high-maintenance, but they could step up the game.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (Sometimes)
The Air conditioning in public area was a lifesaver. The Business facilities were there, though I didn't need them.The Concierge was helpful and friendly – they even helped me with a last-minute souvenir-hunting mission. Cash withdrawal, Luggage storage, Laundry service, Dry cleaning, Ironing service are all there. I used the Daily housekeeping service, and they did a good job. The Food delivery service in the area was good.
For the Kids (and those who are kids at heart!)
I'm no parent, but I noticed the Family/child friendly vibe. They had Babysitting service, a Kids meal, and Kids facilities.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
They had Airport transfer, Car park [free of charge], Taxi service, and Valet parking. Getting around was easy.
The Honest Verdict:
Ramee Royal Resort & Spa: Udaipur’s Luxury Paradise… is a solid choice. It's not perfect, but it's comfortable, the spa is divine, and the location is fantastic.
The Emotional Rollercoaster:
- Initial Excitement: "Ooh, luxury! Spa day! Udaipur!"
- Wi-Fi Frustration: "Come on, internet!"
- Pure Spa Bliss: Moan of pleasure
- Subtle Disappointment: "Smudge on the mirror, really?"
- Overall Feeling: A solid stay with definite highs.
My Recommendation: YES, BUT…
If you're looking for a comfortable, well-located hotel with a fantastic spa and a good variety of amenities? Go for it! Just be prepared for a few minor hiccups, especially with the Wi-Fi.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, Instagram-filtered travel guide. This is my Udaipur adventure, warts and all, lived and breathed, and probably slightly overdramatic. We're talking Ramee Royal Resort & Spa, Udaipur – my kingdom for a decent cup of chai and a non-snoozing body clock.
Day 1: Arrival, Disappointment, and Denial (Mostly Denial)
- 8:00 AM (Mumbai Airport - The Great Shuffle): Ugh, Mumbai. Honestly, the airport is like a chaotic Bollywood dance number, and I'm the slightly clumsy uncle trying to find the right queue. My flight should have left an hour ago. Let's just say, Air India's "on time" is a suggestion, not a promise. Already, I'm sweating. Beautifully.
- 11:30 AM (Udiapur Airport - The First Glimpse): FINALLY! That sweet, sweet Rajasthan air. Actually, it’s scorching. But the airport itself? Surprisingly clean and efficient compared to the airport drama. Grabbed my pre-booked car (thank god for small mercies) and off to the Resort!
- 1:00 PM (Ramee Royal Resort - Check-in Chaos): Okay, first impressions… Gorgeous lobby. Lush. Grand. The receptionist lady's sari is more vibrant than my mood right now. Check-in took a small eternity, of course. Apparently, my booking had a hiccup. A massive hiccup. “Sir, your room might be ready in a few hours.” Queue my inner meltdown. I need a nap! NOW! Finally, after some grumbling and a slightly desperate "please-I-just-want-to-sleep" plea, they magically produce a room. Whew. Victory! But the victory comes with a price.
- 2:00 PM (Room Reveal - The Reality Check): Okay, the room is… fine. Clean. Slightly… dated. Think slightly faded grandeur with a hint of "been-through-a-few-tourists." The king-sized bed looks inviting though. Especially after that travel. And the air conditioning, which is blasting on full power.
- 3:00 PM (Resort Exploration - A Wander of Wonders): Time to shake off the travel fuzz. I wander the resort. The pool looks amazing. The gardens? Incredible. The spa is promising a much-needed massage. Still, that shadow of travel fatigue lingers.
- 4:00 PM (Poolside - The First Dive in Trouble): I'm convinced that if I don't jump in that pool I'll be the biggest mess. But before I go in, I'm stopping at the pool bar. I order a Mojito. It's…okay. Not the best. But the pool! Ah, the pool. Crystal clear, cool water. Soothing. I dive in, and for a moment, all the chaos melts away. For about five minutes, until a swarm of shrieking kids starts bombing me. Apparently, some kids don't understand the concept of "relaxing".
- 6:00 PM (Dinner at the Resort Restaurant - Food, but…): They're serving Indian and Indo-Chinese cuisine. I'm starving, so I order a Butter Chicken and some Garlic Naan. The butter chicken is decent, bordering on good. The naan looks like it was dropped from the sky. I wolf it down anyway. Gotta fuel up for tomorrow's adventures!
- 8:00 PM (Room - The Great Exhaustion): Back in the room. I'm already feeling the pull of sleep, but I need to set my alarms. I think I'll lay down for a moment only.
Day 2: City of Lakes - The Beauty and the Bellyaches
- 9:00 AM (Breakfast - The Chai Quest): Awful coffee. Seriously, they need to work on their coffee. Luckily, I managed to snag a decent cup of chai – it's a lifesaver. Pancakes are decent. Eggs are… not. Still, fuel is fuel.
- 10:00 AM (City Palace - Jaw-Dropping Grandeur, and Tourists): The City Palace is a freaking palace. Seriously, it’s overwhelming. The architecture is stunning, intricate, and just… wow. I wander through the courtyards, gawking at the views of Lake Pichola. There are so many tourists. I try to ignore them, but it's hard. My peace is broken by people with selfies sticks. Still, the beauty wins.
- 12:00 PM (Lake Pichola Boat Ride - Floating Paradise): The boat ride on Lake Pichola? Magical. Absolutely. Stunning. I see the Lake Palace, the Jag Mandir. The water sparkles. It's serene, quiet, apart from the occasional clunk from the boat engine. It's worth every penny.
- 2:00 PM (Lunch at a Lakeside Restaurant - The Bellyache Incident): Lunch at a place overlooking the lake. Ordered some street food. My stomach, however, is not pleased. It's decided to wage war. This is my fault. I should have been more careful. Damn you, delicious roadside samosas! I spend the next hour desperately searching out bathrooms.
- 4:00 PM (Shopping - Almost Buying Everything): Wandering through the local markets is a sensory overload. Colors! Textiles! Bangles! I almost buy everything. Ended up buying a ridiculously bright tablecloth that I’m pretty sure will clash with everything I own. But it’s pretty. I don't care.
- 6:00 PM (Sunset at Gangaur Ghat - The Perfect Moment): The sunset at Gangaur Ghat. This is what Udaipur is all about. Watching the colors change over the lake, the reflections… It's perfect. I find a quiet spot, soak it all in. The world feels right for a moment.
- 7:30 PM (Dinner – A Modest Meal): Back at the resort, I opt for a light meal in the restaurant tonight, and I'm staying well away from anything even remotely street food-y. I will be doing all the right things to try to calm my stomach.
- 9:00 PM (Bedtime – Time to REST): Exhausted. The day, the food, the stomach. I'm out.
Day 3: Spa Day, and Farewell (With a Heavy Heart, and a Slightly Lighter Wallet)
- 9:00 AM (Breakfast - Repeat): Coffee fail. Chai success. I'm slowly adapting.
- 10:00 AM (Spa Treatment - Bliss, Then Regret): After much contemplation, I went for the Ayurvedic massage. Pure bliss! The masseuse worked out every knot, every ache. I feel amazing. Until I find out the price. Ouch.
- 1:00 PM (Farewell Lunch - The End Is Near): One final meal by the pool. It's a bittersweet moment. Udaipur has charmed me, despite the stomach troubles, the crowds, and the slightly-less-than-perfect coffee. The beauty, the history… it's all been worth it.
- 3:00 PM (Departure - The Mumbai Shuffle, Part Deux.): Back to the airport. Back to possible flight delays. Back to the chaos. But this time, I'm leaving with a suitcase full of memories and a tablecloth that will probably confuse everyone I know.
Final Thoughts:
Udaipur? Definitely worth the trip. Especially if you can stomach the food and handle a bit of chaos. Ramee Royal Resort? Pretty good. Worth the stay, but maybe skip the coffee. Would I go again? Absolutely. Next time, I'm packing Pepto-Bismol and a better itinerary. I'm going to need it. Peace out Udaipur!
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Ramee Royal Resort & Spa: Udaipur's Luxury Paradise Awaits! ...Or Does It? A Messy FAQ
Okay, spill. Is this place *actually* the luxury paradise they claim to be? Because my expectations are sky-high (and my bank account is hoping for a miracle).
Rooms: Are they worth the price tag? Pics online are always…optimistic.
The Pool: Is it actually as Instagrammable as it looks? Asking for a friend... meaning me.
Food! Tell me about the food! I'm a foodie, and I need to know if I'll be starving.
Ugh, the Spa. Are the massages any good? Because I *need* a good massage.
Location, location, location! Is it convenient for seeing Udaipur?
Service: What’s the deal? Do they actually care about guests? Or are they faking it?
