Escape to Paradise: Amansari Desaru's Unforgettable Luxury
Amansari Desaru: My Brain Dump on a Tropical Getaway (with bonus, slightly neurotic, review!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from Amansari Desaru, and my brain is still buzzing. It's less a review, and more a glorious, slightly chaotic, word vomit about sunshine, spa treatments, and questionable decisions at the buffet. But hey, that's travel, right?
First, the Basics (because SEO, duh!)
Let's get the practical stuff out of the way. This place is accessible, a HUGE win. They've got elevators, ramps, the whole shebang. Seriously, crucial for those of us who don't want to tackle stairs after a particularly brutal smoothie-induced sugar crash. Accessibility: ✅
Accessibility:
- Wheelchair Accessible: Yes, Amansari Desaru is designed to accommodate guests with mobility challenges.
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: The hotel provides various amenities to ensure a comfortable stay for those with disabilities.
- Elevator: Essential for navigating the hotel and ensuring easy access to all floors.
Getting There & Getting Around:
- Airport Transfer: Available! Which is a lifesaver after a long flight. Getting whisked away from the airport is a great start.
- Car Park [free of charge]/Car Park [on-site]/Valet Parking: Plenty of parking options, which is always a good thing. Especially when you're juggling luggage and a desperate need for coffee.
- Taxi service: readily available
Okay, Now the Good Stuff (And the Slightly Less Good…)
The Rooms: Honestly? Solid. Not mind-blowing, but perfectly comfortable. The Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! is a huge plus. And I mean, when something says free in a hotel, I'm listening. Plus, I'm a sucker for good blackout curtains. Needed them after one too many Mai Tais.
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
- There are Non-smoking rooms
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Rollercoaster of Decisions:
Right, the food. This is where things get interesting. The Asian breakfast was a solid start, though I may have gone a little HAM on the nasi lemak. The Breakfast [buffet] is…well, it’s a buffet. Expect some highs (the fresh fruit!), some lows (I'm not naming names, but the mystery meat situation…) and a whole lot of overeating. They do have restaurants and Coffee/tea in restaurant, Bar, Poolside bar which is good for alternatives.
- Restaurants: Plenty of options for meals and evening drinks.
- Asian breakfast/Asian cuisine in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet].
My Spa Experience: A Tale of Two Scrubs
Now, the spa… This is where I'm going to get very specific, because, oh boy, the spa. I went for the whole shebang – Body scrub, Body wrap, Full Body Massage, Sauna, Steamroom, Spa, Spa/sauna. I'm not even joking, it was the entire package of Relax.
First off, the massage. Absolute bliss. The masseuse, bless her heart, worked out knots I didn’t even know existed. I swear, I could feel my stress melting away. Then came the body scrub. This is where things got…interesting. Let me just say, be prepared to be very, very slathered in something delightfully scented and then exfoliated until your skin feels like a newborn’s. The body wrap was also great.
Things to Do (Besides Eating and Getting Massaged)
Okay, let's be honest. I mostly ate and lounged. But there were other things! The Swimming pool [outdoor] is gorgeous, with a view that'll make you want to move in. Perfect for that Instagram shot.
- Swimming pool [outdoor], Pool with view
You can also hit the Fitness center, Gym/fitness, if you're feeling virtuous. I, however, opted for the "lie by the pool and contemplate the meaning of life" approach.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness
Cleanliness and Safety (because we're all hyper-aware of this now):
They've got the whole hygiene thing down pat. Everywhere is sparkling clean and Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol. You can tell they're taking things seriously, which is a huge relief. Feel free to take a deep breath and relax.
- Cleanliness and safety: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment.
For the Kids:
- Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Babysitting.
The Quirks, the Feels, and the Slightly Insane Ramblings:
Look, no place is perfect. Here are some of my completely unasked-for opinions:
- The coffee shop could have had better coffee. I’m incredibly difficult to please in this area.
- The convenience store was a lifesaver when I ran out of sunscreen. Priorities, people!
- I probably spent too much time at the Poolside bar. No regrets.
- The Wi-Fi for special events – this is not something I had a chance to use, as I was there for personal, non-event, pleasure.
My Verdict:
Amansari Desaru is a solid choice. It's a comfortable, accessible, and relaxing getaway. The spa alone is almost worth the trip. Just be prepared for a buffet adventure and maybe pack your own coffee… (kidding! maybe.)
Now for the Pitch (Because Booking!)
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Indonesian Paradise: Your Family's Dream 1-BR Suite Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your polished, pristine travel brochure itinerary. This is MY trip to Amansari Hotel Desaru, Malaysia. Think of it as a mental scrapbook, with all the sticky notes and coffee stains included. Prepare for rambling, over-excitement, minor meltdowns, and a whole lot of "Oh, crap, I forgot…"
Amansari Desaru: Operation "Chill Out…Maybe?" - A Mostly Unrealistic Timeline
Day 1: Arrival & Beach Bliss (and Possibly, Immediate Regret)
- 8:00 AM: Alarm screams. I hit snooze. Three times. Look, I'm on vacation, okay? No judging. Finally drag myself out of bed, convinced I've aged a decade overnight.
- 8:45 AM: Scramble to pack the last-minute essentials (sunscreen, that book I swear I'll read, approximately five different types of hats, and a half-eaten bag of gummy bears).
- 9:30 AM: Taxi to the airport. Traffic. Of course, there's traffic. My internal monologue is already starting to get very chatty ("Is this what road rage feels like? I hope not. I'm not a road rager…am I?").
- 11:00 AM: Airport chaos. Security lines that stretch into infinity. The lady in front of me is clearly carrying enough luggage for a small army. I briefly consider offering to help her, then promptly re-evaluate and decide to just…stand here.
- 1:00 PM: Finally take off. I’m pretty sure my stomach is doing loops during takeoff. I blame all the anticipation, and the gummy bears.
- 3:00 PM: Arrive at Senai International Airport. Sweet relief! Smooth transfer arranged, finally!
- 4:00 PM: Check-in at Amansari Hotel Desaru. The lobby is gorgeous, all gleaming wood and breezy vibes. I may have squealed when I saw the pool. No regrets.
- 4:30 PM: Okay, the room. Decent view. A little less "oceanfront paradise" and a little more "side-view-of-the-carpark-but-with-a-hint-of-sea." Alright, I can work with it. My suitcase explodes, because, well, I'm me.
- 5:00 PM: Beach time! Sand between my toes, sun on my face. Pure, unadulterated bliss…UNTIL…I trip over a rogue piece of driftwood right in front of a gaggle of school children. Mortification level: maximum. But hey, the ocean is still beautiful, right? I quickly cover myself with sunscreen and hope that whatever is underneath it makes me look more tan, and less prone to embarrassing stumbles.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. The food is…fine. They have this weird seafood stew with a vaguely chemical aftertaste. I smile politely, and order a second glass of wine.
- 9:00 PM: Attempt to read that book I brought. Fall asleep after two pages. Vacations are exhausting, apparently.
Day 2: Watery Adventures & (Possible) Sunburn Redemption
- 8:00 AM: Wake up feeling surprisingly perky. Must be the wine. Also, maybe the anticipation of…water sports!
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. The buffet is magnificent! So many choices. I feel the need to try all of them.
- 10:00 AM: Water park time! Okay, this is where things get interesting. I'm not what you'd call a natural-born athlete. More of a "floats-lazily-in-the-pool-and-occasionally-loses-a-sunhat" kind of person. But I'm determined! I get on a waterslide, scream like a banshee (much to the amusement of a small group of teenagers), and almost lose my swimsuit at the bottom. Victory? (Sort of).
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. More food. Seriously, I think I’ve eaten enough to sustain a small whale. But the mango smoothie is perfection. I could drink a bathtub full.
- 1:00 PM: Rest by the pool to recover from the Waterpark, and attempt to actually read my book…but the sun is too darn tempting.
- 3:00 PM: The most un-photogenic snorkeling experience ever. The water is cloudy, I can't quite get my mask to seal properly, and I accidentally swallow half the South China Sea. However, the fish are pretty. I think.
- 5:00 PM: Nap. Sunburn starting to kick in. I look like a lobster. Regret my earlier attempt at looking tan.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at a local seafood restaurant. The Grilled Squid is heavenly. I'm getting better at eating. Also, my sunburn feels like it's melting my face off. Need more aloe vera. Much more.
- 9:00 PM: Stargazing. The sky is incredible. The stars are tiny diamonds scattered on black silk. I spend a good half an hour just staring, utterly captivated. Forget the sunburn, forget the squid (almost), this is why I came.
Day 3: Farewell & (Probably) a Delayed Flight
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Embrace the final moments of buffet glory. I grab enough pastries to fill a small bakery.
- 10:00 AM: Final swim in the pool. I resist the urge to throw myself dramatically into the water and scream "I don't want to leave!" (even though I totally want to).
- 11:00 AM: Check out. I have this nagging feeling I’ve forgotten something. But what?
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at the hotel. Say goodbye to all of that delicious food.
- 2:00 PM: Shopping time. Or at least, attempt. They have these little shops and I end up buying a key ring and some postcards I'll probably never send.
- 3:00 PM: Transfer to the airport. Traffic. Again. This time I embrace the slow movement.
- 4:00 PM: Airport.
- 5:00 PM: Flight… is delayed. Cue the eye-rolling. I channel my inner zen master and contemplate the meaning of life whilst munching on more gummy bears.
- 7:00 PM: Finally board the plane. Wave goodbye to the beaches and the sky and the food and the stars.
- 7:10 PM: Fall asleep before the plane even takes off.
- 8:00 PM: Wake up in a daze as we land. I have the distinct impression I will need another vacation to recover from this one.
- Arrival: I'm home. I'm tired. I’m already planning my return. The sun, the sand, the (questionable) food… it was all worth it. Mostly. And, you know what? I didn't even forget anything important. (Except, maybe, the perfect swimsuit. But hey, there's always next time…).
So, there you have it. My unedited, slightly messy, and utterly human Amansari Desaru adventure. Go forth and experience your own! And for the love of all that is holy, remember the sunscreen.
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Escape to Paradise: Amansari Desaru - Your Burning Questions (and My Slightly Chaotic Answers)
1. Is Amansari Desaru *really* as luxurious as the website suggests? Or is it all smoke and mirrors? I'm skeptical, ya know?
Okay, let's be honest. "Luxury" has become such a buzzword, right? Like, everything claims to be luxury these days. Amansari? It's definitely *leaning* that way, but with a bit of, let's say, "character." My first impression? Wow. The lobby? Sparkling, air-conditioned bliss. The staff? Smiling and helpful (mostly… more on that later). The room? Spacious, definitely. Big comfy bed. Nice view. BUT… and here's the 'but' that keeps things REAL… a slightly wonky shower head that sprayed water EVERYWHERE except my face. First world problems, I know, but it does make you feel less *royalty* and more *slightly damp peasant*. So, luxurious? Close. Flawed? Yep. But charmingly so. (Still, fix the shower. Seriously.)
2. The pool… is it Instagram-worthy or a total letdown? I need PERFECT photos.
Okay, picture this: Me, desperately trying to get the *perfect* Instagram shot (don't judge!). The pool at Amansari? It's GOOD. Very good. Lovely clear water, nice loungers, and a generally serene vibe. And yes, Instagram-worthy. HOWEVER… the sun moves *fast* in that part of the world. And the pool, at least when *I* was there, was in partial shade by like 3pm. Ruined my light. My carefully curated shot. So, my advice? Get your photo game on, FAST! And maybe bring a reflector. (Okay, I'm kidding… mostly.) But seriously, go early. You'll thank me later. Also, watch out for the kids. Everywhere. (Not a drawback, just, you know… observation.)
3. Food. Give me the unvarnished truth about the food. Is it actually yummy, or bland hotel fare? I have high standards!
Alright, the food situation… it's a mixed bag, honestly. Breakfast buffet? Abundant. Lots of choices. The pastries? Hit or miss, sadly. Some were flaky and delicious, others… well, let's just say they weren't winning any awards. The nasi lemak? Pretty good. The coffee? Strong enough to get you going but nothing life-changing. Dinner at the main restaurant? I had some amazing grilled fish one night. Seriously, melt-in-your-mouth good. Another night? A rather disappointing chicken dish. The overall experience is up to you. The food could be better, but you wouldn't regret.
4. The beach... Is the beach worth it? This is the beach resort, so it's make or break.
Okay, BEACH TIME! This is what I came for. And… okay, it's not *the* most stunning beach I've ever seen. The sand isn't blindingly white. The water isn't turquoise. It's more kind of… golden sand and a gentle, blue-grey sea. But! It's CLEAN. It's long. It's generally pretty peaceful. And you can WALK for miles, if you're into that kind of thing (I am). I spent a whole afternoon wandering, collecting shells, and feeling utterly blissed out. They have the usual water sport stuff on offer (jet skis, banana boats, etc.), but for me, the simple pleasure of a long, quiet walk on the beach was the highlight.
5. Let's talk about the location. Is it convenient? Is it far from everything? What's nearby?
Location, location, location, right? Amansari Desaru is kinda… remote-ish. It's a solid drive from the major cities. I did spend a *lot* of time in the car. But that's part of the "escape" part, right? It's definitely not a place you're going to stumble upon. You're going there intentionally. There are a few other resorts and some restaurants nearby, but you're not swamped with shops or nightlife or anything like that. It's all about the resort life and the beach. I liked that. I really did. It was perfect for switching off.
6. The Spa. Is it worth the splurge? Because spa treatments get expensive fast. Did you try one?
Okay, the spa… I'm a sucker for a good massage, so, yes, I tried it. And *yes*, it's an extra cost. And *yes*, it was lovely. The ambiance was tranquil, the massage itself expertly done. Did it change my life? No. Could I have gotten a massage elsewhere for less? Probably. But the whole experience was part of the indulgence, the unwinding. I booked it the moment I'd check in and I started imagining my vacation.
7. What about the staff? Are they friendly and helpful? Or do they just pretend?
Ah, the staff. That's where there was a bit of mixed bag. The reception were *super* helpful at check-in and check-out. Always smiling. The housekeeping staff were lovely and efficient. My room always looked immaculate! But a few times, in the restaurant, I had to flag someone down to get a drink or a refill. It wasn’t a dealbreaker, but yeah, it wasn’t quite *perfect* service. It’s like they're still finding their stride. Generally very friendly, and genuinely trying to be helpful. But sometimes it felt a little…overwhelmed.
8. Is there anything you *didn't* like? Be honest!
Okay, the elephant in the room: the price. It’s not exactly a budget getaway. It is high price. But you know what? The main disappointment was that blasted wonky shower head. Seriously. I'm still thinking about it. It drove me mad. I mean, I *paid* for luxury! But it was just a small thing. Otherwise, it was a good place to stay.
9. Would you go back? Or is there a better alternative for the price?
