Bangkok Luxury: Marriott Exec Apts Sukhumvit 50 - Unbelievable Views!
Bangkok Luxury: Marriott Exec Apts Sukhumvit 50 - Unbelievable Views! - A Review (With a Few Hiccoughs & Heaps of Awesome)
Okay, buckle up buttercups. This isn't your cookie-cutter hotel review. This is raw, unfiltered, and probably a little bit manic, just like my experience at the Bangkok Luxury: Marriott Executive Apartments Sukhumvit 50. Let's dive in, shall we?
First Impressions & Accessibility (and My Own Personal Meltdown)
Getting there was a breeze. The airport transfer was a lifesaver after a red-eye. Thank god for the Airport transfer, because finding my way through Bangkok’s… vibrant chaos after a flight would have been a disaster. Seriously, I'm picturing myself now, sweaty, flustered, and trying to decipher a tuk-tuk driver's heavily accented English while lugging a suitcase the size of a small car. Nope. This was the right choice.
The building? Impressive. Modern. Slick. Now, I didn’t need a wheelchair myself, but I was really impressed by the Facilities for disabled guests. I had a friend who's constantly battling accessibility issues, and knowing they have proper ramps, elevators, and rooms designed with accessibility in mind is a huge win. It's a small thing, but it speaks volumes about the hotel's commitment to, you know, everyone.
Internet, Glorious Internet, & the Great Wi-Fi War of '24
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes! Hallelujah! I swear, a hotel without reliable Wi-Fi is like a car without wheels. A frustrating, stationary… thing. The Wi-Fi in public areas was also surprisingly strong and consistently reliable. No buffering during my Zoom meetings, no dropped calls during my desperate attempts to connect with the real world. The Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services options were there too for the more tech-savvy folk, but honestly, the Wi-Fi [free] was more than enough for my needs.
Now, here's the ONLY hiccup: My first attempt to connect to the Wi-Fi in my room… failed. Panic set in. Okay, drama queen alert! But seriously, in this day and age, a good internet connection is a lifeline! Thankfully, a quick call to the desk and they sorted it out immediately. A minor blip, easily rectified. #FirstWorldProblems, I guess.
Unbelievable Views & a Pool That Almost Made Me Cry (Happy Tears, Of Course)
"Unbelievable Views!" the hotel boasts. They aren't kidding. I mean, seriously. I spent a good hour just… staring. The city sprawled out below me, a shimmering tapestry of lights and life. High floor rooms are key! Don’t settle for anything less. I found myself just getting lost in the scenery at any time of day, the sheer density of buildings, the green spaces tucked away in the city like emeralds. The Pool with view was the real showstopper. Infinity pool. Sky high. It was… breathtaking. I did a few laps and then just floated, staring up at the clouds, finally feeling like I could actually breathe. It was pure bliss.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax: From Body Scrubs to Sauna Shenanigans
Okay, let’s talk pampering. I indulged. Full stop. This place is practically designed to make you feel ridiculously relaxed. The Spa itself was a serene oasis, and I treated myself to a Body scrub that left me feeling like I'd shed years of stress. The Massage? Utterly divine. Professional bliss, I am sure I fell asleep at least once during my session. And the Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom options…perfect after a day of pounding the Bangkok pavement. A dip in the Swimming pool [outdoor] was a regular thing, too. It sounds like the exact formula for a perfect lazy day.
I also found the Fitness center to be pretty decent. I'm not a gym rat, let's be clear, but it had all the basics, and I managed to do a few half-hearted workouts to offset the copious amounts of delicious Thai food I was consuming. The Foot bath, I honestly missed.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Secure in a Chaotic World
This is important. In a city as bustling as Bangkok, knowing you're staying somewhere clean and safe is paramount. The Daily disinfection in common areas was reassuring. The use of Anti-viral cleaning products and the Rooms sanitized between stays gave me peace of mind. The Staff trained in safety protocol, all the extra steps, like Hand sanitizer readily available, and the Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit were all great.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: My Stomach's Happy Place
Oh, the food. Where do I even begin? The Breakfast [buffet] was a revelation. Western breakfast? Sorted. Asian breakfast? Absolutely. Everything you could possibly want, and enough to satisfy even the most ravenous traveler. They offered Alternative meal arrangement too, if needed.
There was a Coffee shop that became my go-to for caffeinated mornings, and the Restaurants offered a diverse range of options, from International cuisine in restaurant to authentic Thai dishes. The A la carte in restaurant was wonderful. Let me tell you, the Pad Thai was… phenomenal. Just phenomenal. I’m having serious withdrawals now.
The Poolside bar? The perfect spot to sip on a cocktail and watch the sun go down. The Happy hour specials were a definite bonus. 24-hour Room service [24-hour] was a blessing for those late-night cravings. The Snack bar was ideal for quick bites, and the Desserts in restaurant were to die for. And they always had a Bottle of water. I drank about a million.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Big Difference
Bangkok is a sensory overload. Okay! The sheer scale of the city is overwhelming. But a hotel like this makes it manageable. The Concierge was worth their weight in gold, helping me navigate the city's labyrinthine streets and offering recommendations for restaurants and attractions. I never really needed the Cash withdrawal service, but it was convenient, knowing it was there. The Currency exchange was also very helpful.
The Daily housekeeping kept everything spotless, and the Doorman was always there with a smile and a helpful hand. The Dry cleaning, Ironing service and Laundry service were also super convenient. I was there long enough to need them. The Luggage storage was also practical!
I absolutely adored the Terrace to sit and read in the sunshine. The Elevator was a lifesaver. The Safety deposit boxes, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace were all useful, and so were the Air conditioning in public area and the Air conditioning. The Convenience store was handy for picking up snacks and drinks.
The Nitty Gritty Inside the Room – My Personal Sanctuary
The rooms are designed for comfort. I was very content with the Air conditioning and the constant hot water. I could always rely on the Alarm clock. The Bathrobes, Slippers, Complimentary tea, Free bottled water are nice touches. The Blackout curtains were perfect for sleeping off jet lag, and the Closet was spacious enough to unpack and not feel cramped. A Desk? A Laptop workspace? Essential for the digital nomad. The Extra long bed made me feel that it would be hard to get out of bed, but the Alarm clock, Wake-up service helped a lot. I also highly recommend the Non-smoking rule.
The Verdict: Should You Book? (Spoiler Alert: YES!)
Bangkok Luxury: Marriott Executive Apartments Sukhumvit 50 is more than just a hotel. It's an experience. It's a sanctuary. It's a place where you can escape the madness of the city and recharge your batteries. Yes, there were a few minor hiccups (a dodgy Wi-Fi blip, perhaps a slightly slow elevator one morning), but they were easily forgotten in the grand scheme of things.
My Recommendation: Do it. Book it. Right now. You won’t regret it.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups and babes. This isn't your aunt Mildred's meticulously ironed itinerary. This is MY Bangkok breakdown from the glorious, and frankly, slightly overwhelming, Marriott Executive Apartments on Sukhumvit 50. Let's dive into the sweaty, spicy, and splendid chaos.
Day 1: Arrival and the Agony of Airline Food (and Sleep Deprivation)
6:00 AM (Bangkok Time - though my body thinks it's still Tuesday): Landed! Suvarnabhumi Airport. Oh, the heat hit me like a brick. I swear, I saw my sweat evaporate INSTANTLY. And the crowds! A beautiful, chaotic, glorious mob. Passport control was surprisingly smooth. Bless the Thai efficiency gods.
7:30 AM: Taxi to the Marriott Executive Apartments. The driver… well, let's just say his "driving style" involved almost kissing several tuk-tuks and motorcycles. Thrilling? Yes. Terrifying? Also yes. I clung to my seat, muttering prayers and contemplating the life insurance I should have renewed.
8:30 AM: HOLY SHIT. The apartment! It's WAY bigger than I expected. Like, I could host a small wedding in the living room bigger. The view from the balcony is stunning, even a little dizzying. I could get used to this luxury, I really could.
9:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Dumped luggage. Unpacked some essentials (read: painkillers, my favorite t-shirt, and the book I'll probably never actually read). Collapsed. Watched a random Thai soap opera on TV. I have no flippin' clue what was happening, but the acting was AMAZING.
11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Lunch. Okay, the food court downstairs sucked! I ordered a Pad Thai. The spice level was labeled “Mild”, I took a bite and my tongue went into meltdown mode, tears streamed down my face. I don't know why I do this to myself, I knew better.
1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Nap, a real, honest-to-god, full-blown nap. This travel thing is exhausting. My brain feels like mashed potatoes. Woke up slightly disoriented, convinced I was still in the airport for a solid five minutes.
4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Walkabout. I ventured out to find some local stuff, or at least something that felt "local." I got lost. Repeatedly. Wandered into a tiny shop selling, well, I'm not entirely sure. A very kind woman offered me a little something to eat, it was delicious.
6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner. Found a tiny street-side restaurant. Ordered something spicy (because, MASOCHIST). It was incredible. Ate way too much. Finished the meal with a mango sticky rice, because, Thailand.
8:00 PM - Bedtime (whenever that happens): Debriefed with myself in my diary, feeling like I've already lived a whole week. Tried to watch a movie, but promptly fell asleep. Jet lag wins!
Day 2: Temples, Tuktuks, and a Terrifying Ferry Ride
8:00 AM: Wake up-ish. My body still isn't cooperating with the time zone shift, but I'm feeling somewhat human. Coffee, glorious coffee.
9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Temple Trek! I'm talking Wat Arun (Temple of Dawn), Wat Pho (Reclining Buddha), the whole shebang. The temples are breathtaking, the details are mind-boggling. I wandered around, mouth agape, snapping photos like a tourist should. Wat Pho was especially awesome. The sheer size of the Reclining Buddha is jaw-dropping. And the gold leaf! I almost touched it… almost.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Tuktuk adventure! Negotiated a price (pretty sure I got ripped off, but hey, the experience was worth it). Holy crap, that thing is fast! We zipped through the traffic like maniacs. My hair was whipping around like a banshee, I swear I saw a few locals laughing at me.
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch (this time, I took a gamble and hit up a different restaurant) Decided to try noodles. Delicious.
2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: More wandering, more exploring of the surrounding area, and trying to find a decent place to get some coffee that isn’t Starbucks.
4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Ferry ride. I went on a ferry… on the Chao Phraya River. The water looked questionable. The boat was crowded. I was convinced I was going to capsize. Kept a close eye on possible escape routes. Survived.
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Back to Marriott, feeling exhausted and, miraculously, not completely covered in sweat (miracle).
6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner at… okay, fine, another food market. This is the easiest, and frankly, most delicious option. Sat and people-watched while devouring a delicious plate of… well, I'm not sure what it was, but it was yummy.
8:00 PM - Bedtime: Exhausted. Debriefing, again. Watched reality TV (because, travel). Maybe another movie. Who knows? The day is done.
Day 3: Culinary Experiments and Market Mayhem
9:00 AM: The hotel room is now my personal haven. I love this place. Breakfast is at the buffet. I eat way too much, again.
10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Cooking Class! This was the BEST thing so far. I learned to make Pad See Ew, Green Curry, and a Tom Yum soup – and they all turned out… edible! I'm not saying I’m going to open a restaurant anytime soon, but I can at least pretend to know my way around a wok. Even managed not to set anything on fire! Huge win.
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch. More food. I can't stop eating. It's all too good.
2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Market madness! I wandered through a local market, a real sensory overload. Colors, smells, sounds… It was buzzing with life. Tried to haggle for souvenirs and promptly failed. Ended up buying a ridiculously cheap t-shirt that I probably won't ever wear. No regrets!
4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Back to the apartment. Another shower, time to relax and unwind.
6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Food. And more food.
8:00 PM - …: One more night in the apartment. Tomorrow, a new location.
Final Thoughts: Bangkok is intense. Chaotic. Beautiful. Slightly terrifying. And I absolutely, completely, utterly love it. This Marriott apartment has been a luxurious haven amidst the madness. It's been a perfect base. I'm already planning my return trip. And next time, I'm mastering the art of haggling. Wish me luck.
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Bangkok Luxury: Marriott Exec Apts Sukhumvit 50 - The Honest Truth FAQs (Because Let's Be Real)
Okay, "Unbelievable Views!"... Really? Was it ALL sunshine and rainbows up there?
Alright, alright, let's get one thing straight: yes. The views are GOOD. Like, *damn* good. I mean, I nearly choked on my (perfectly brewed, I might add) coffee the first morning. And then there's the sunsets... oh, the sunsets. Picture this: You, a glass of wine (I highly recommend the Chilean Sauvignon Blanc from the little supermarket down the road, it's a lifesaver), and Bangkok sprawled out before you like a shimmering, chaotic tapestry. It’s the type of view that makes you feel… well, fancy, you know? Like you should be writing cryptic poetry or something equally pretentious. Now, was it *always* perfect? Well, sometimes the smog rolled in, and it looked a little… pea-soupy. But even then, the sheer *scale* of the city was impressive. And the rain, oh the rain! Watching a monsoon roll across the city from that height? Epic. I mean, honestly, I'd book again just for the view alone.
The Apartment Itself: Sleek and Stylish or Just Really, REALLY beige?
Okay, the apartment… it's *Marriott*. You get it, right? It's… competent. Sleek? Sure, in a "slightly institutional, but with a view" kind of way. Stylish? Well, let's say it wasn't exactly brimming with personality. The decor leaned heavily into the "safe and inoffensive" zone. Think neutral tones, functional furniture, and the kind of artwork that probably came from a bulk order. I wouldn't call it "beige," but I *will* say I spent a good hour trying to figure out how to brighten the place up. Luckily, my secret weapon? A ridiculously bright patterned scarf I snagged from a street vendor. Instant pop of colour! Seriously, pack something vibrant. You'll thank me later.
The Rooftop Pool: Instagram Heaven or a Chlorine-Drenched Hellscape?
The pool… oh, the pool. Behold, the crowning glory (and probably the reason I booked) – that rooftop infinity pool. Instagram? Absolutely. It's, you know, *the* money shot. The view from the pool is…well, breathtaking, obviously. Did I spend half my time there? Yes. Did I also spend a good chunk of time battling other guests for a prime sun lounger spot? Also yes. The sun's brutal, so find a shady spot if you can. And bring earplugs. The pool water is… let’s just say, it has a certain… *character*. I suspect they use enough chlorine to sterilize a small hospital ward. But hey, a little chlorine never hurt anyone, right? (Probably.) Still, the view? Absolutely worth the potential for bleached hair and a mild rash.
The Location: Sukhumvit 50... Is it *actually* convenient, or just pretending?
Okay, Sukhumvit 50. Alright, *location, location, location!* The address is, well, *out there*, it's a bit away from the main Sukhumvit madness. The BTS is accessible, but let's be honest, you're probably going to be taking taxis most of the time. Which, you know, can be a whole *experience* in Bangkok. Remember that time the taxi driver tried to charge me triple the rate because he thought I was clueless? I wasn't! I'd been there for *three days*. Anyway, the upside? It's quieter than being right in the middle of the action. There are some decent restaurants and markets nearby, and a 7-Eleven that became my best friend (thank you, instant coffee and emergency snacks!). It's not *in* the heat of everything, which isn’t bad.
**Rant Time:** Seriously, getting a taxi can be a battlefield. Learn some basic Thai phrases. Know the approximate fare beforehand. Keep your wits about you. And for the love of god, don't let them take you on a "scenic route." They *will*. Okay, rant over.
The Staff: Smiling Faces or Hidden Grudges?
Oh, the staff. Generally, they’re great. Smiling, helpful, and eager to please. But let's be real: they work incredibly hard. I mean, the front desk staff always seemed unflappable, even when dealing with that chaotic British family who kept locking themselves out of their apartment (I swear, it happened *every single day*). The cleaning staff were ridiculously efficient. And, the woman who made the omelets at breakfast (again, perfectly brewed coffee!), deserved a medal. However, there was one… incident. I may or may not have accidentally set off the smoke alarm at 3 am while attempting to cook a midnight snack. (Rookie mistake, I know.) The response? Surprisingly calm. The security guard, bless his heart, just smiled and waved me off. So, yeah, mostly excellent. But maybe avoid late-night culinary experiments if you value your sleep.
Is it worth the price? Or are you just paying for the view?
Alright, the million-dollar question: the *price*. Look, it's not budget accommodation. It's "luxury," remember? You're paying for location, the amenities, and yeah, the *view*. Is it worth it? Honestly… it depends. If you're looking for a truly immersive, "authentic" Bangkok experience, maybe not. You can find cheaper places. But if you want comfort, convenience (mostly), and that *killer* view… and don't mind the occasional chlorine-induced eye-sting... then yeah, it’s worth it. For me? The sunsets alone tipped the scales. I'm a sucker for a good view. And that, my friends, is the honest truth. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm suddenly craving a Chilean Sauvignon Blanc.
